10/21/20

Jokes of October 21, 2020

Don't you just hate those people who walk around without even bothering to see where they're going? I especially despise the ones who wear those dark sunglasses and carry around a weird stick with them.

I love the transition from Fall to Winter. I get the see all the leaves change from green to red and orange then gently fall off the tree branch, leaving it bare. It also makes it easier to chuck rocks at those birds who keep using the top of my car as their personal toilet.

The Commission of Political Debates has stated that for some portions of the final debate, they will be muting the mics of both President Donald Trump and ex-Vice President Joe Biden. When asked which portions will they be muting, they replied "don't worry, it'll only be the first ninety-minutes".

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