9/30/20

Jokes of September 29

exclusively presented on September 30th

One thing I realized is you can't substitute vanilla for vanilla chapstick. It really ruins your girlfriend's birthday cake.

Everyone nowadays just plugs in their headphones to ignore people. I prefer the old-fashion approach of yelling "LEAVE ME ALONE".

Kissing in the rain may help you get to home base but kissing during a hurricane will definitely guarantee it. I don't remember if they allow you to share hospital beds though.


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